Timothy is a bit...intense. He is easily provoked and becomes extraordinarily angry. What we are working on training out of him at this moment is the verbal assaults that he launches at his siblings and on rare occasion other grown-ups. His favorite slanderous remark is "Poopie Loser Butt!" You must understand that this insult is hurled with ferocity and malice. If he had a more extensive vocabulary I shudder to think what might explode from his mouth. I am slowly convincing him that this behavior is completely intolerable, but there are times when I have to quickly glance away from him to snicker silently 'cause it's so stinkin' funny!! Teresa was quick to remind me that I ought to preserve this little tidbit for posterity, because a few years from now when I'm walking around in the fog that I anticipate settles around 40, I will think back to this time and wonder, "Now, what was that cute little thing that Timothy used to say when he was a toddler?!?" Not so cute if you are the poopie loser butt.
Disclaimer: These remarks are in no way intended to offend my 40 plus readers. My apologies if you find yourself offended. The good news is you'll forget about it in just a little bit...
Monday, January 21, 2008
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3 comments:
Hey, you have to give him an "A" for originality! That is hysterical!
Having now heard the slanderous remark personally, I also think it's stinkin' cute! :)
Having been in the van while a vile rant was spewing forth from such innocent little lips... it was too much to not laugh. Have fun curbing this new original and amusing bad habit.
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